"Well, it started with an explosion, as far as I can tell. Out back. Left a hell of a crater. Then the bar itself started acting strangely - orders messed up, or even given literally. There's a hell of a cold snap that has taken over the back and the sky has gone from blue to red...and some weird floating crystal has appeared over the counter, too. I almost forgot that. And there's a rumor that there are cracks forming in the Window."

Aka: shit is not good.

"And yeah, my door wasn't behind me when I turned around in the closet. I'm lucky your friend found me otherwise I might have wandered around for days."